is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
