People in love make me want to vomit
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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