i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Success! We fucked roommates!
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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