He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
