What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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