If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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