Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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