I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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