Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
