For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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