Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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