i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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