tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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