Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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