its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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