i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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