Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
being pregnant is like rehab
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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