belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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