She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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