Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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