I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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