But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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