I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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