Got a toothbrush?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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