just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
