no you cant smoke seaweed
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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