I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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