Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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