If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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