he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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