Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
