Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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