so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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