Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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