You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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