i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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