Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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