My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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