I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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