she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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