Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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