So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
People in love make me want to vomit
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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