At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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