They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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