I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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