How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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