Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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