We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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