Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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