so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Everything about him screamed your future.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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